CLARKS (SPOOF) THOUGHTS

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April 9, 2013 by Made In Brum

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By Scoobers

Singalong to Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!

Let’s get ready to mumble
(Let’s get ready to mumble)
(Let’s get ready to mumble)
Watch me reck the team
Watch me reck the squad
Wes !
(Let’s get ready to mumble)
(Let’s get ready to mumble)
(Let’s get let’s get let’s get)
(Ready ready)
(Let’s get ready Terry)
(Let’s get ready Derek)
(Let’s get ready to mumble)
straight up losin’
I can get you booin’
Admin’s loomin’
It ain’t no hype
Watch us reck the team
Watch us reck the squad
Yeung !
Let’s get ready to mumble
Let’s get ready to mumble
Get Terry get Derek and fumble
Every home game crumble
Sit back keeper Jack
Take no pass back
Stoke in time
To the rhythm of the money lack
I’m Lee
He’s Clark
A duo
A twosome
So many loans
I’m frightened to use them
So many old ‘uns
They’re in d back four
We’ve enen got them
Col, me, my interviews bore
Your Paul
Your Hayden
Your Peter
Your David
I’ve gotta be a Bosman lover
Give me the motivation
Another team capitulation
Give Papa another monthly retention
I can cause a sensation
Give u fans top speed
Cause the players stampede
Marlon’s smilin’ Ravel butt-whilin’
Let’s get ready to mumble
Let’s get ready to mumble
Get Terry get Derek and fumble
Every home game crumble
Let’s get ready to mumble
My Assistants in crime
They’ll never do fine
A tactics meet
Has to end in a rhymn
Raw and pure like Sooty
Don’t try to ask me
Use me or try to criticise me
I lay down the law
I’m quick on the bore
I played it
I made it (in East End of Newcastle)
Wes just don’t score
No Nikola No messin’
I teach you a lesson
A state of confusion
To keep you all guessin’
Freackin’ it sweatin’ it
Waffle the mic
Tweetin’ it brickin’ it
Sub who I like
Let’s get ready to mumble (Tom)
Let’s get ready to mumble
Get Terry get Derek and fumble
Every home game crumble
Let’s get ready to mumble
Losin’ it drawin’ it
Starin’ the mic
Winnin’ it jammin git
Do what I like
(Ready ready)
(Let’s get ready ready for play offs)
(Let’s get ready ready)
(Let’s get ready to mumble)
Watch us reck the team
Watch us reck the squad
Three down !
Let’s get ready to mumble
Let’s get ready to mumble
Let’s get ready to mumble
Get Terry get Derek and fumble
Every home game crumble
Let’s get ready to mumble …

 

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11 thoughts on “CLARKS (SPOOF) THOUGHTS

  1. Tommo says:

    Shite! Try supporting the team and getting of the managers back!!!

    And your mock of Wes Thomas is unjustified seeing as he has been decent when hes played.

    This website has gone right downhill recently and it is starting to p*ss me and other Noses off….

    All you do is moan, moan, moan… get a life

  2. Gary Insull says:

    “Thomas just dont score”.

    Hes only 3 behind Zigic, and how many games has he played?

    • Made In Brum says:

      I think we should allow a bit of ‘artistic licence’ – we are trying to be a ‘Bluenose fanzine’ where others get the chance to blog as well as the regular authors, Unfortunately this does mean there will be differences of opinion – just as I believe that if yourself or Tommo (above) sent us a blog to publish there would be fans with opinions that differ . KRO

      • dugarrysrightboot says:

        Saying that Thomas scores isnt an opinion…its fact. He has scored 3… and he has only started 6 (??) if memory serves. Ziggy is bone idle and is milking the club, he could take a leaf out of Thomas’ book

  3. Ainsley says:

    There’s a reason Often Partisan is the most visited blues fan site/ blog. Doesn’t come up with crap like this

    • Made In Brum says:

      Remind me when Often Partisan printed something that you wanted to say oh yes NEVER. If you want us to blog what you think or want to say please send it to us and we will gladly publish it, it’s a fans Blog and all fans are entitled to an opinion whether you like it or not this Blog is not a one man show. I await a blog from yourself

  4. claredel says:

    I giggled at it.Its funny.Some fans have no sense of humour.Gallows humour is a trait for us Bluenoses.The moaners will always moan.Up The Blues

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